Now hear this. Now hear this.

(And I can’t help but wonder how many people read that in the Enterprise computer voice.)

In honor of His Royal Babyness, The Munchkin Of All He Surveys, who will be a whole year old this week, Phoenix will be on sale!

The price for the Kindle book will be $.99, from Friday morning (9/25) to Monday morning (9/28).

Spread the word! Phoenix is on sale, and after the sale is over, it will go to its permanent price of $4.99.

And you don’t want applesauce in your face. So do as The Munchkin commands!